Dad, are Legos a priority?– Benjamin, age 8
I love you a flappity-gillion!! (pronounced with a hard G…)– Jonathan, age 6
rickcosta: Mark 13:31 Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away. #Bible http://mydailybible.org/dv/esv/2013-05-04.htm
I wonder what accent He uses?– Benjamin, age 8, in response to Mom’s reassurance that God understands every human language.
Daddy, what are our belly buttons for?– Jonathan, age 6
Dad, the new K’Nex Mario Kart set is gonna be EPIC!– Benjamin, age 8, loving K’Nex!
Dad, do you know the motto for the K’Nex company? ‘Imagine. Build....– Benjamin, age 8, loving K’Nex!
You can’t jump anymore? You mean you’re hop-less? I’m gonna...– Benjamin, age 8, responding to Dad’s woeful lament, “Man, I can’t jump anymore…”
Dad, I have a great idea for a Van Gogh party: Pin the bandage on...– Benjamin, age 8
When are we gonna be on TV?– Jonathan, age 6, wondering which of his Little League games is going to be televised.
Dad, I have a question: What would you do if you had all the time in the world?– Benjamin, age 8
Isn’t it supposed to be a girl singing this song?– Jonathan, age 6, responding to Dad’s rendition of Train’s cover of Rihanna’s hitUmbrella…
Don’t forget to check in on Foursquare, Dad…– Benjamin, age 8
You know what they say: ‘You get up early, and there’s more time for...– Benjamin, age 8, our early riser.
Dad, next time you check for snakes, don’t be so cocky. Be a little more...– Benjamin, age 8, prepping for this year’s bluebonnet picture.
Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, but only saps today of its strength.”...– (via rogerpoe) Love this!
You’re never too old to do what you’re too old to do.– Benjamin, age 8, encouraging Dad to be more open-minded about collecting toys…
But what if I forget all my learning?– Jonathan, Kindergartener, concerned about curriculum loss over Spring Break.
Your turn. Think first. You’re supposed to be thinking while you’re...– Jonathan, age 6, coaching Daddy on success at Memory.
Is 5-Hour Energy a drug?– Benjamin, age 8
I don’t like it when I’m the youngest in the family!– Jonathan, age 6
I wish there was no such thing as cleaning; just dirty!– Jonathan, age 6
It’s fun being Benjamin!– Benjamin, age 8
Dad, were there still some Pilgrims around in the year when you were born?– Benjamin, age 8
Daddy, you know if you stop watching the game, you can get done faster.– Jonathan, age 5. #kristisfavoritequoteof2012
Benjamin again, ugh! You put this ornament right in front of a different...– Jonathan, age 5, helping take down the ornaments off the tree, and critiquing the placement of a few here & there…
You get the ones from the top & give them to me, and I’ll get the ones...– Jonathan, age 5, helping take down the ornaments off the tree.
I CAN’T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER!!– Jonathan, age 5, from the back seat of the car, pleading for an immediate Band-Aid for the paper cut he had just suffered from a page in his Star Wars book.
Daddy, when I sleep, do Z’s come out of my head?– Jonathan, age 5
Dad, I know what kind of 30’s you’re in: Your super-late...– Benjamin, age 8
Dad, does the turkey understand that he’s being pardoned?– Benjamin, age 8
Daddy, the nurse went to JonathanMilesDominguez.com to get Mommy’s phone...– JonathanMilesDominguez, age 5
Well, it’s kind of boring without the Ellison kids.– Jonathan, age 5, comparing an ordinary visit to Chick-Fil-A with “EHS Cheerleader Night” at Chick-Fil-A.
Well…the day after the weekend is always a bummer!– Benjamin, age 8
Guess what? I actually judged a book by its cover!– Benjamin, age 8
Detention sounds fun, because you can sit there & daydream.– Benjamin, age 8
Mr. D, I’ve got the perfect name for you if you became a rapper: Mr....– Creative Ellison High School student. :-) Now, if I could only rap…
Uh-oh. H-E-B also sells DRUGS!– Benjamin, age 8
I learned you have to buy it to have it sent to you.– Benjamin, age 8, explores the world of e-commerce
We’re acting like real men.– Benjamin, age 8, commenting on our dinner choice: Little Caesar’s & Mug root beer.
I slept good until my alarm clock woke me up…– Jonathan, age 5
It’s almost my birthday!– 10/6, Jonathan, age 5, born 2/21.
I’m havin’ a blast, just bein’ myself!– Benjamin, age 8
Dad, did you know that when you blow out your candles, that’s when you...– Benjamin, turning 8 years old!
This is the best birthday I’ve yet had!– Benjamin, on his 8th birthday, 9/22/12
I’m having so much fun, but I’ve got bad news: There’s only 6...– Benjamin, age 7. 9/14/12
I can’t wait till the next Olympics, cuz I’ll be 9 years old!– Jonathan, age 5
Can adults play Hide & Seek with other adults?– Benjamin, age 7
Why didn’t someone tell me I didn’t pull up my zipper?– Jonathan, age 5